The Burrito Times
August, 2007


08/05/2007: New WoW Expansion Announced (late post)

Blizzard has officially announced a new expansion for World of Warcraft, entitled Expansion II:  Wrath of the Lich King.  With the expansion will come a variety of new and awesome things to explore.  So far, Blizzard has confirmed that the following will most likely be present:

--New Dungeons and zones (Northrend)
--Unlockable hero classes, including Death Knight
--New dances and customizable hairstyles
--We may get to see Arthas!

Keep checking back for updates and further raid progress.

08/05/2007: 2-Boss Night

The Burrito Bandits had little interest in Netherspite until we realized.... we could spy on ladies in their underpants with his giant telescope!  Naturally, it only took a few attempts to down him after we attained this knowledge.

Having seen far away ladies in their underpants, you would think the Burrito Bandits might be satisfied.  But no, we decided that there is only one thing that can make downing a new boss even better...

...DOWNING TWO INSTEAD!

Illhoof was pretty beat up when we said it would never work out between he and Taco.  He cried pretty hard.  In fact, he cried so hard that he drowned in his own tears and we didn't actually have to fight him.  We were going to let him keep his epics because we felt so bad, but Taco insisted that letting Otter take them is what he would have wanted. 

Unfortunately, Prince Malchezaar had to duck out of the raid before the photo shoot (work in the morning), but we appreciate the contributions he continues to make to the guild.

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